We have all been thrilled by the London Olympics, of course. (Even those of us who have now decamped 300 miles southwest of London, on the holiday originally planned in order to put many miles between us and our home in the shadow of the Olympic Stadium.)
One of the aims of the London Games has been to inspire a generation. Here on the Cornish beaches we have put that inspiration to the test. The results prove conclusively that not all generations have been equally inspired.
What we have discovered is this.
My son can successfully use his new skimboard.
While I can merely provide the raw material for a caption competition.