Charlestown to Polperro
34,000 steps
If you are looking down while you are walking it is better to walk uphill – the ground is nearer.
– Gertrude Stein
Under a cloudless sky, with air tasting fresh and smelling of the sea, with me already wearing shorts, I set off on what the guide book promises will be an easy start to the (long) day.
Charlestown Harbour
Out of Charlestown, the first mile or so takes me past holiday homes and hotels, along a tame headland, to Carlyon Bay.
I pass a coastwatch tower, inside which I notice a watcher faithfully watching the sea, despite it being like a sun-dappled sheet of frosted glass, and as dangerous in appearance as a rice pudding.
There is however a solitary sailboat off the coast, so I guess someone should keep an eye on it.
The Path here is too domesticated and tame for my taste. Well short of past wild glories. I spend too long skirting a golf course.
Then the china clay works at Par loom into view and the Path veers inland, taking another precipitous plunge below former standards.
There’s a long walk between the railway line and the clay works, hemmed in by mesh fences on both sides. This is followed by a tedious road walk through Par.
It’s not coastal. It’s not even a path. The walking is – I admit – far from strenuous, which I’m not against in principle. But there’s surely a balance to be struck. I tramp through a ghost town of a caravan park, and down the east side of Par Sands to pick up the Path again. This is more like it.
There’s even a swan in the sea. Not something you see every day.
After half an hour’s gentle stroll, I make a steep descent into Polkerris, which has an impressive curved harbour wall, and a pub on the beach. A good place to while away an afternoon. Or a week.
Distracted, I lose my way, and what I think is a short steep track up to the Path turns out to be a long steep road up to another road. I follow this road parallel to the coast, and pick up some footpath signs, turning inland through a smelly farmyard and across a defective footbridge.
Suddenly, I’m on a different Path – the Saints’ Way, which goes inland to Fowey. What I hate above all is having to retrace my steps, so I go with it, hiking a couple of miles of uneventful field paths to reach the outskirts of Fowey, where a banal stretch of road walking takes me down a sequence of hills, past an eccentric bus shelter, and into the riverside town.
Fowey Bus Shelter
I’d liked to linger, but the Polruan Ferry is in, and I walk straight on board.
The ferry ride is too brief, serving up delicious views of the estuary.
Fowey from the ferry
In Polruan, I have lunch in the harbourside Lugger Inn, before heading off again. The guide book has promised me that the cliff path from Polruan to Polperro is “quite difficult”, with “lots of ascents and descents”, and obviously I can’t wait to get at it.
After a long climb up what must be Cornwall’s steepest high street, I leave Polruan and quickly settle into the afternoon’s rhythm.
Sure enough, the Path climbs and descends a succession of coastal headlands, hugging the cliff edge. None of the ascents is as dramatic as the peaks scaled earlier, in north Cornwall, for example. But there’s a lot of them, and they don’t let up all afternoon.
After an hour, I stop for a drink and a foot-check. A blister has checked in on one toe. I apply a plaster and move on.
Call me a philistine, but there’s a saturation point with all this natural beauty. Halfway through this trip on the Path, and I’m becoming immune to it.
Another heartbreakingly beautiful scene of coastal cliffs above a sapphire sea? Okay.
Yet another hidden cove with empty, sun-kissed sand, washed by crystalline waves?
Shrug.
I get to musing once again about my ignorance of nature. What are those purple flowers with five petals? What do you call that white blossom growing all over the prickly hedgerows?
And then there are the birds. What’s that bird that chirps like a CD sticking in the player? Or the one with the slippery, fluid song – like a guitar solo on an early Steely Dan album?
I know I’ve thought about this before, my lack of knowledge of the natural world. And – in the six months since I was last on the Path – I suppose I could have done some research. But I’ve been busy, all right?
I guess I’ll never know. Does that matter?
It’s a long six miles to Polperro. Two hours out of Polruan, I persuade myself it must be only an hour to Polperro. I make the rookie error of starting to anticipate what I’ll do when I get there: boots off; cup of tea; maybe a beer; shower and clean clothes.
Then I see a sign suggesting I’m barely half way. I struggle on.
I should have known what the afternoon would be like from the description in the guide book. Here’s a sample:
“Climb steeply…Climb almost 120 steps…then walk down 60 steps on a slope of gorse. Cross a footbridge over a stream, then climb 170 steps on another slope of gorse. Walk over the top…a descent uses 160 steps, then the path continues along the rugged coast…”
At last, at long bloody last, the Path has mercy, and plunges into bushes, on a stretch lined with pungent wild garlic.
And, as I round yet another headland, Polperro springs out from wherever it’s been hiding and is finally there at my feet.