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George III and Poor Coastal Design – South West Coast Path, Day 44

Weymouth to Lulworth Cove

33,000 steps

This is it. After 600 miles, stretched embarrassingly over seven years, I’m approaching the end of the Path.

I take a train to Weymouth with my good friend the Prof, who is joining me for the last push. The Prof has previously shown good taste in sections of the Path, having joined me for the Clovelly to Bude stretch (see Days 9-10), and then the dramatic (and very wet) rounding of Land’s End (Days 19-21). Accordingly, I have high hopes for this next few days.

The View Ahead from Weymouth Beach

In Weymouth, there’s grey sky and light drizzle, but the forecast is for sunshine and a moderate breeze. We load up with curry, beer and sleep.

At breakfast, we eat eggs on crumpets. Derek, our host, tells us that this is a new addition to the menu, suggested by top chef, Marco Pierre White, when he stayed at the B&B on an abortive fishing trip.

George III

Compared with what lies in store after Lulworth, today’s walk looks easy. But the Book promises “very steep ascents and descents” as we approach Lulworth Cove. I’ve learned to trust the book. Especially when it’s being miserable.

George III was keen on Weymouth. When not losing the American colonies, he came here for the health benefits of bathing in the sea and his patronage put the town on the map.

His statue, dating from 1810, still broods over the seafront, close to what appears to be his bathing machine.

The Bathing Machine

Yesterday’s rain has disappeared. We get a coffee and set off along the promenade in bright sunshine, passing cheerily-colourful beach huts.

The sea is calm and appealing, with numerous swimmers. The day’s walk is spread out ahead of us along the curving edge of Weymouth Bay, although our destination is swallowed in distant haze.

At Bowleaze Cove, the Path leaves the easy paved surface and diverts briefly inland up the road, past a cafe popular with more sea swimmers. There’s an aroma of coffee and bacon. We turn right and across sloping fields on Bowleaze Cliffs.

For a while the walking remains easy and pleasant, across rolling downs above the  bright sea, surrounded by low gorse. There’s a fine view back to Portland and Weymouth, which during the morning slowly melt into the haze between aquamarine sea and pale sky.

We also soon see the chalk hillside figure of George III on a horse. Legend has it that the King was offended by the 1808 carving, which showed him riding away from Weymouth rather than towards it. He never came back.

Once again, I notice that walking with a friend is a different experience to walking alone. Instead of the mindless, metronomic plodding on my own, we find ourselves conducting an episodic and disorganised conversation that flits from subject to subject without rational links between them. Within one hour, topics discussed include:

  • who Portland Bill might have been
  • Speculation about the lifestyles of people swimming in the Weymouth sea at ten o’clock on a Friday morning, and what the rest of their day might involve
  • Our top ten favourite music artists. We only had one in common (Bob Dylan). When I said Taylor Swift might be in mine, the Prof made a strange growling noise for several minutes. I had the grace not to do the same when he mentioned the Art Ensemble of Chicago
  • We both knew what white noise was, but wondered whether there is such a thing as black noise, and if so, what it might sound like.

After a relatively gentle two hours, we reach Osmington Mills, where we come upon the Smuggler’s Inn, possibly the nicest pub on the whole coast path so far, nestled in a sheltered cleft at the end of a narrow valley. Wooden beams, thatched roof, a welcoming array of Badger Ales on tap.

Sadly, poor coastal design means the pub is positioned three miles too early on the walk, and it’s only eleven in the morning. We stop for coffee and eventually leave at the time we would ideally have been arriving.

After the Smuggler’s, a gentle ascent takes us to Ringstead. An abandoned medieval village is invisible inland. We walk along Burning Cliff. This sounds dramatic, but there is no sign of fire. There was once – it got its name from having smouldered for several years after 1826, because of the bituminous shale underground.



We stop for lunch on the top of White Nothe. I say lunch, but it’s a bag of nuts and half a cereal bar. I lie on my back for a few minutes in the hot sun. The wind rustles the grass and the sea far below sounds to my ill-educated urban ear like a distant motorway.

After this, the sharp ascents and descents promised by the guide book dutifully materialise. Conversation dwindles as we toil uphill, and carefully pick our way down treacherous slopes.

A series of offshore rocks seem to have been named by an unimaginative farmer: the Calf, the Cow, the Blind Cow and finally the Bull.

At last, the famous arch of Durdle Door comes into view, and we’re suddenly among scores of day trippers.

Durdle Door is the most dramatic illustration of the way in which this bit of Dorset coastline is shaped by the contrasting hardnesses of the rocks, and the local patterns of faults and folds.

Narrow bands of rock run parallel to the shoreline and have been folded almost vertical. A band of tough Portland limestone runs along the shore. Behind this is a band of weaker, more easily eroded rocks, and behind this is a stronger and much thicker band of chalk. On this part of the coast, nearly all of the limestone has been removed by sea erosion, whilst the remainder forms the small headland which includes the arch. Erosion at the western end of the limestone band has resulted in the arch formation.

Durdle Door can be seen to great effect in this Tears for Fears video.

From Durdle Door, it’s one more ascent and descent to reach Lulworth, a cove that looks like it was designed and installed by a specialist in cove design. It’s a world heritage site, which gets half a million visitors a year.

The Cove has formed as a result of the same geological forces that shaped Durdle Door. The narrow band of Portland limestone at the shoreline has eroded less than the softer cove clays and sands behind it.

Durdle Door and Lulworth Cove are so extraordinary that I find I can forgive the coastal designer who put the Smuggler’s Inn too far west.

Whether I will be able to forgive Swanage being twenty miles to the east, only tomorrow will tell.

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The Portland Loop (and did I mention mud?): South West Coast Path – Days 42 and 43

Abbotsbury to Weymouth

34,000 steps

Isle of Portland

28,000 steps

Today’s walk is described by the guide as “easy.” And so it would be if I didn’t stupidly try to do it all before lunch.

When I set off from Abbotsbury, I’m pleased to find that my muddy boots have dried. Ready to gather more mud. The morning is fresh – warmer than yesterday, with much less wind and no sign of rain.

I start with a walk down a pleasant daffodil-fringed lane, accompanied by the relaxing sound of running water in a stream beside the road, and frisky chickens jeering at me from a nearby yard. 

The Swannery has an enticing coffee shop, which I hate to pass up. But it’s way too early. Half a mile on, a sign sends me off the road and up a hill through a field and the real walking begins. I anticipate mud.

I can definitely feel the weight of Chesil Beach in my calves. And my rucksack has got heavier in the night. But overall, I’m upbeat and positive. It feels like the worst of the weather is behind me. Today’s walk is largely inland from the Fleet Lagoon, through rolling fields and easy hills. 

A short walk takes me to the top of Linton Hill, from which I get a sumptuous view of the coast ahead. The Isle of Portland is now clearly visible – a thin wedge, looking like a doorstop propping open the English Channel, or the snout of a half-submerged sea monster dozing at the end of Chesil Beach.

Walking for a while is along a flat, grassy ridge, with great views of the sea and Chesil Beach. But the Path soon dips right and heads toward the coast, and lower ground. Descending from the ridge comes at the price of the mud reasserting itself. At first, it’s short of the Somme-like conditions that I snorkelled through yesterday (but sadly, this doesn’t last).

I hike through flat fields, accompanied only by birdsong, before the Path makes its way down to the inland shore of the Fleet lagoon. This part, Rodden Hive, is a nature reserve. Many birds are pictured on a sign. But all I can see is a solitary swan, diving for sea grass.

On this low ground, the mud soon becomes tedious. I pass a walker coming the other way. 

“It doesn’t get any better, I’m afraid,” he says, gesturing back where he’s come from. “It’s horrendous.”

He’s not wrong. Let’s face it, if you wanted to find mud, low-lying fields beside a tidal lagoon after days of heavy rain would be a good place to search.


A sign says ‘Ferrybridge 7’. I walk on and twenty minutes later see another sign claiming that Ferrybridge is now half a mile further away. A little further, I see a sign claiming it’s now five and three quarter miles to Ferrybridge. I guess you just can’t trust signs.

You can’t trust paths either. Just when I think I’ve seen all the mud that it’s possible to fit on one footpath, the Path gets muddier. I come to a military firing range.  No red flags are flying so I continue. The Path becomes titanically muddy. Some patches look like if I fell into the mud I might never come out again. 

I pass Moonfleet Manor Hotel. A sign says ramblers are welcome. As are pirates. Again, foolishly, I don’t stop but just plod on. Moonfleet – a classic tale of smuggling adventure set on the Fleet – is one of those books I don’t remember ever reading, but I feel I know it intimately. Like Treasure Island.

Moonfleet Manor Hotel

I had planned on turning inland to Chickerel for lunch but it’s still relatively early when I reach the turning. And a sign tells me that Ferrybridge is now only four and a half miles. I decide to plough on, fuelled by a water break and a nut bar.

The mud makes progress slow and I can feel fatigue setting in. My calves still ache from the Chesil exertions.

A sign tells me that the Fleet is the largest lagoon in north west Europe. I can believe this because I seem to have been walking along its muddy shoreline for at least a week.

As is the way of the Path, it seems like I will never reach Ferrybridge, but suddenly I’m there. Despite the perils of the mud, I’ve made fast progress. There’s a price to pay: my feet are sore and a blister has appeared on my palm, from the tight grip I’ve had to keep on my stick to keep myself from being swallowed up by mud.

It’s an easy walk around Portland Harbour and into Weymouth.

A blister has checked in on my right foot. Not bad – end of day three of this trip and the first blister has only just arrived.

The guide had promised me outstanding beauty, with unique views of Chesil Beach and the Fleet. But looking back on the day it was a bit – well – dull.

And did I mention the mud?

Next day is quite a contrast. At first, I had dismissed the fact that the coast path technically ran around the edge of the Isle of Portland. Why would I want to walk 13 miles just to be back at the same point? For a long time, I assumed that I would reach Weymouth and continue east.

But then I saw the appeal of staying two nights in Weymouth, leaving my stuff in my room, and having a day’s walk WITHOUT THE RUCKSACK. Added to the mix is the fact that Big Sister has come down from Wiltshire to do the Portland walk with me.

Also add to the mix that there’s no rain. The wind has died down. And there’s even some sunshine. And a lot of the Path around Portland is firm and level, with great views of Chesil Beach and the coast east of Weymouth.

It turns out to be a lovely stroll around the island, with a break at the lighthouse for coffee and Dorset Apple Cake.

Portland has two prisons and a lot of quarries, one of which is now disused but repurposed as a sculpture park.

One particularly spooky character stays with me during the day.


I end up back in Weymouth, with a view of the coast that lies ahead. I have walked 590 miles of the Path, with now a mere 40 miles to the end.

I don’t know how I feel about that.

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